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PANCUT

> Ayg: bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!

> Abg: pancut bru best

> Ayg: dahla, nanti habis basah

> Abg: takpe, abang try bukak pelan2.

> Ayg: nanti habis melekit

> Abg: syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.

KENTUT

> org Amerika kentut cakap EXCUSE ME

> org British kentut cakap PARDON ME

> org Singapore kentut cakap FORGIVE ME

> org kita kentut cakap NOT ME! NOT ME!

CONDOM vs KOTEX

>> Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!

>> Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i'll> lose my business for9> months!

SABAH

> pergi sabah naik basikal,

> naik basikal pergi ke sabah,

> ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,

> nak pergi sabah naik basikal?

> memang tak masuk akal! thoing!

WARNING!!

> children playing outside the car

> can cause accident.

> adult playing inside the car

> can cause children!

SETEM

> pos malaysia akan mengeluarkan setem

> gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. ini mengelirukan

> kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat

> depan ke belakang?

4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA

1-berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2

2-hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai

3-mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk

4-ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2

SWEET

>a lollipop said to a chocolate 'Damn we're sooo> sweeeet!'

>the chocolate replied 'Sweet?

>u should see the person who post this blog. fuh, lagi sweet!'

> Fewiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt

Blueerrrkkk!!

WoW!